You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Randomize
