is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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