I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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