Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Randomize
