I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
