Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm eating all of the evidence.
farters have to be the big spoon...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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