we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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