Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
birth control should be required to get into college
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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