is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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