No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
