No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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