i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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