She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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