Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
