His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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