I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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