i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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