My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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