Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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