Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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