barbara walters just said penis...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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