I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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