Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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