don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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