How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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