i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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