Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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