At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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