We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
