ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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