Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we have officially lost it.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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