let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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