It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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