i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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