I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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