theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
