I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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