theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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