I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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