I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize