fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
