Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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