i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
