I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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