I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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