I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
