HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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