I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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