I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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