But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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