we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
