I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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