stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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